Funny Boy

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[Funny Boy @Shirlyiz]

If I pay $30 for a haunted house I better die

[Funny Boy @Shirlyiz]

I like wearing big sweaters. Not cause they're all comfy &amp cuddly, but when the sleeves are really big i get to flop them around &amp smack ppl

[Funny Boy @Shirlyiz]

The best nights are the ones you never plan.

[Funny Boy @Shirlyiz]

I'm jealous of your bed, because it gets to sleep with you every night.

[Funny Boy @Shirlyiz]

yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic

[Funny Boy @Shirlyiz]

Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk and then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up

[Funny Boy @Shirlyiz]

I wish christmas was still as magical as it was when I was 8

[Funny Boy @Shirlyiz]

listen, son. your dumb night light just makes it easier for the monsters to find you

[Funny Boy @Shirlyiz]

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

[Funny Boy @Shirlyiz]

Netflixing: the act of watching an entire season of a show in one sitting a totally valid excuse for avoiding social obligations.

[Funny Boy @Shirlyiz]

my saturday was going pretty well until i realized it was sunday

[Funny Boy @Shirlyiz]

things to not show in school:-weakness-emotions-a pack of gum

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i used to be good at math but then i finished 1st grade

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i've been ready for christmas ever since december 26th

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i really miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation you could always dramatically close them like bitch whatever

[Funny Boy @Shirlyiz]

im a teenager why does my back hurt im not 70 years old

[Funny Boy @Shirlyiz]

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar 2. honey 3. flour 4. egg 5. salt

[Funny Boy @Shirlyiz]

how many times is it appropriate to say 'what' before you nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said

[Funny Boy @Shirlyiz]

lets play "how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u"

[Funny Boy @Shirlyiz]

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