Shira Pinsker

Bad at Googling

[Shira Pinsker @Shirmsy]

@vargvargas We never dated!

[Shira Pinsker @Shirmsy]

@LilHappyPants This is so true of you!!! And I love you for it

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

“The perfect man doesn’t exi—“ https://t.co/kkS1KR9kyn

[Shira Pinsker @Shirmsy]

@allison_dejong A
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[Shira Pinsker @Shirmsy]

Taking this Sunday morning to play with unused art supplies. Trying to draw the blooming irises. YOU GUYS. ‼️PASTELS 🤯🤯🤯

[Shira Pinsker @Shirmsy]

@LilHappyPants Hahah you are his hero!

[Shira Pinsker @Shirmsy]

When your 20 year-old diabetic cat is a QR code.

[The Dutchess of Brooklyn @LilHappyPants]

@Shirmsy Relatable

[Shira Pinsker @Shirmsy]

@salobonavia What level of social ostracization are you looking for?

[Shira Pinsker @Shirmsy]

The sun is out, it’s Friday and I’m listening to Rhythm Nation 1814!

Life is looking up.

Signed,
I don’t like Oxford commas
Don’t at me @salobonavia

[Shira Pinsker @Shirmsy]

Was gonna try to get my plants out of the kitchen!

[Kweilyn Murphy @KweilynMurphyTV]

Hard Freeze & Freeze Warnings officially issued for the @wdsu viewing area. North: Protect people, pets, plants, pipes. South: Protect people, pets, plants. If your pipes are already wrapped, keep them wrapped. Temps will drop to freezing and below, again, Friday night.@wdsu

[Beek @_oGbeeK]

This really some New Orleans ish fr 😭😭

[Shira Pinsker @Shirmsy]

Listening to the poetry in @JayElectronica's A.P.I.D.T.A., tearing up while trying to write a work email. Have played this album dozens of times, it's still just as impactful. https://t.co/3XxpgrrEjC

[Shira Pinsker @Shirmsy]

@dzelzkalns Sexy!

[Shira Pinsker @Shirmsy]

This is impossible.

My family designated this the “Joe Pinsker” highway cos Dad insisted I take it to Gainesville because it was a free alternative to the Turnpike

[Anthony Sabatini @AnthonySabatini]

This legislative session I will be sponsoring an amendment to rename U.S. Highway 27 as the “President Donald J. Trump Highway.” Looking forward to working on this important designation honoring one of the greatest Presidents in American History.

[Vulture @vulture]

If you did the smart thing by muting the POTUS Twitter handle back in 2017, you can go ahead and hit that “unmute” button now https://t.co/Zf93wzGmpn

[tuck hercarlson @mexicaneaux]

This is what I picture Comus to be like

[Shira Pinsker @Shirmsy]

Baseball + President Elect Biden = 😆❤️

[John Harwood @JohnJHarwood]

the Washington Nationals have announced they plan for President-elect Biden to throw out the first pitch at Opening Day 2021 in Nats Park