Jennifer Barnett

White Pumpkin

[Jennifer Barnett @Shiro_Kabocha]

@scribbleymark It’s me going on a little trip with you

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@Delta You guys suck so hard. Still in LA. Bag lost. Doing the absolute least. #NeverFlyDelta

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Just a heads up: #Delta will strand you and your young children in LA for days and offer you nothing #NeverFlyDelta

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Jesus fucking christ.

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@scribbleymark A new challenger appears!

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@scribbleymark You gonna steal my baby?

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@scribbleymark It’s me, the trash possum

[Jennifer Barnett @Shiro_Kabocha]

@scribbleymark I’m gonna get within six feet of you so hard

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@scribbleymark

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@scribbleymark

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Wait, 6-10 lbs isn’t the capacity rating for diapers????

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2020 get fucked and don’t come back

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Time has no meaning in a darkened hospital room.

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...if only in my dreams

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I’ll Be Home for Christmas hits different when you got a kid in the hospital over the holidays

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@DollyParton Hard Candy Christmas is getting me through life right now

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@scribbleymark

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Guys I might be biased but I think my baby looks pretty damn cute.

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Had a baby

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I want to see Stephen King fist fight Donald Trump. My money’s on King.