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Yeah, Zerk. Poke that piggy.

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@erikpudans What a week, this band just clicked for me too

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Bro are we really about to give an Elvis impersonator best actor

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Am I finally in my Wings era?

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I don't enjoy the How to Train Your Dragon movies because they operate on the entirely unrealistic supposition that I, too, have a dragon.

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Nobody's favorite flavor is fruit punch

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@MuppetNo Wemblin' Fool is an all-time Fraggle jam, and Goodbye is as good a tearjerker as any of the Muppet classics

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@stefabsky

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Yes, I did purchase Michael Bublé Meets Madison Square Garden on iTunes when I was 11.

What of it?

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As a child I never understood who Mandy Moore was

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We as a society have lost sight of the comedic wellspring that is The Chicken Dance

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They never should have removed the headphone jack from Tooth Tunes

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Why do churches all smell like that?

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@LessIsMoh 3 babies? Were they all sharing a trenchcoat?

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@addis_fasika Been saying this for years. There are plug-ins for browser but it's high time they made it a mainstream feature.

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cereal is fun cuz it's like a little game

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@sorcererbones Are or did?

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#Oscars refreshments: Drive Mai Tai Car (with The Ice of Tammy Faye), Licorice Pizza Sliders, Taco Bellfast (we had to), and Dune Sand & Worms for dessert.

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I feel like Double Stuf Oreos used to be a little more resilient

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"Careful with that Worcestershire Sauce, it's a family heirloom."

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Jim Henson's decision to end The Muppet Show after it's most successful season is the source of all my trust issues