Tufts 3Ps Members

A group of theatre students who say bizarre shit

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"It was just a basic ass normie maple leaf."

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"Recital season is just like Bat Mitzvah season. 'I'm gonna dress up and do something and you all have to watch me. Maybe I'll say hi.'"

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"Oh, my mom just texted me. It's like she knew I was doing something gay."

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"Can I go off com to dance?"

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"Please stop touching Kevin's penis."

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"Do you want me to contour boobs with blue?"

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"I would not be opposed to leaving right now and buying some Natty Datty"

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"All of Judaism is hazing. It starts with a bris and it's all downhill from there."

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"Remember when we wandered into the club and we found the leftover cheese platter?"

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"I wanna drink enough to forget everything that happened this week. The only thing I wanna remember tomorrow is my lines."

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"You just said 'hop off my dick' to a plastic bag"

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"My directing concept is that Bee Movie meme"

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"I think it's unfair to equate the force of my urine to toxic masculinity"

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"I'd fuck Blair. I think it would be loving and efficient."

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"It's violent and homoerotic and I LIKE it."

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"You need to work it or your won't be able to wipe your butt."

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"Remember this guys, God is good!"
"Plot twist!"

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"I was God and I won! It's a win-win!"

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"All in favor of impeaching God please vote now"

[Tufts 3Ps Members @Shit3PsSays]

"Is that a question or are you just voguing?"