ShitAliKsays

Written by Ali's two biggest fans, casually recording her life..
xoxo, AliP & HannahP

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*popping champagne* What if I die.... #shitaliksays

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*watching the Wrecking Ball music video as Miley rides the construction equipment naked* "She's gonna get a UTI......" #ShitAliKSays

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*whispers* "Wait is peanut butter one word?"....... #ShitAliKSays

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"I thought they were from Island but then I realized they said they were from Eisland... Like in the quads"......#ShitAliKSays

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"I'm gonna die......." *phone batery low....* #ShitAliKSays #InItaly

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*Whilst breaking open a wine bottle on a brick roof in Italy* "What out... maybe like put your sunglasses on..." #ShitAliKSays #InItaly

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*spills wine on ground* "ZAMBONI!!!"..... #ShitAliKSays #InItaly

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"Amanda Knox studied abroad there.... I kinda wanna go check it out.." #ShitAliKSays #InItaly

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"They should have a hot sorority award...." #ShitAliKsays

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"Shut up I'm style director." #ShitAliKsays

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"Ow.. Did that like triple hurt?...." #ShitAliKsays

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"Wait sorry I didn't hear anyone..... Sorry syd *sad face*....." #ShitAliKsays

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"......don't break the shoe, DONT BREAK THE SHOE!!!!!!!......." #ShitAliKsays

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"World Renowned Blower award...." #ShitAliKsays

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"Hungry is something I'm not.." #ShitAliKsays

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"...Well now I'm starting to think she didn't because I got her free download Hometown Glory when I was like 11..." #ShitAliKsays

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"I'm pretty sure Adele won X-Factor that's how she became famous..." #ShitAliKsays

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"She was Miss California in 1991, I don't think she's dead ☝......" #ShitAliKsays

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"She wore fishnets to class it was disturbing......" #ShitAliKsays

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*sees bubble wrap* Ooo bubbles.. #ShitAliKsays