Ash

#ShitAshSays

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I look cute

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Penn State has bobble heads as a major?

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I’m never gonna change.

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I’m tough

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Man I haven’t tweeted since January.

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This is very artificial. But it’s good.

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I can’t be with Howie and Caitlin they need to leave it up here. I leave it all up here

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@reelcaptaintom I think this was meant for me. I tried and failed. Frankie is gonna break in for me

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@reelcaptaintom I feel like you would know how #teachme

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I locked myself out of my room and Howie doesn’t have a key. Anyone know how to pick a lock?? I have the worst luck

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It’s like an adult strawberry daiquiri.

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You know what I hate about the holidays? The honking. Why can’t people just be. Go with the flow

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I’m gonna be a grouchy old lady.

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Well I guess I’d quit my job

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People at work tell me I always have a great attitude and I’m never in a bad mood. You just gotta know how to play the game

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I could have a reality show. Just leave the camera on me all day

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I’ve been taking a lot of naps lately too

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My breathe smells. Is that a symptom?

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My family got me this cake since my grandma told me to “hang in there”

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ALL DAY

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Tax season is over bitches. I’m a free woman ✌🏼

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It took me all day to find this pocket

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We just sat down for dinner. My shirt is in backwards. It has been since 8 AM.

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I knew this shirt had a pocket.