Shit Bogey Says

Literally shit that comes out of Bogey's mouth.

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I’m really better on drugs than doing drugs.

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I love a full fridge. I think it’s a status symbol.

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My work stress is my real stress

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I change my watch face every time I put a new outfit on.

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I had a black dick

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I’d be the best pregnant person.

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….and he was black, it’s kinda fun.

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Let’s become NASCAR guys.

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That’s how much I hate to read.

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I didn’t even finish Bono’s autobiography. And I liked it.

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I’ve only read one book in my whole life…”The autobiography of Michael J Fox.”

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Ducks are fuckin hot dude. You ever really look at a duck?

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I fucking never eat chicken on the weekend.

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I can’t have ice cream during the day. I can only have it at night by myself. I’m a permanent fart.

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I don’t waste anything. I’ll eat something spoiled. I’ll eat it until I shit my pants.

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I’m so pissed Sylvester Stallone isn’t my uncle.

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Oh my god I want to FUCK your shirt!!

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Pablo…..come to Florida.

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I’m so fucking annoyed with myself always.

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I’m situational.