B Gripz

[B Gripz @ShitBrianGSays]

Dammit I wish I was gay. I would get so many guys

[B Gripz @ShitBrianGSays]

Imagine the cost Apple would charge to ship to Mars. It would cost like, $10,000

[B Gripz @ShitBrianGSays]

Ciarannnnn what's your name

[B Gripz @ShitBrianGSays]

Dude I just realised that thermometer is thermo-meter

[Connor Williams @ConnorConner]

I don't like waiting for a freshly red light @ShitBrianGSays

[Connor Williams @ConnorConner]

The hole's probably closed up you couldn't put it back in @ShitBrianGSays

[Connor Williams @ConnorConner]

I don't wanna watch not cat videos @ShitBrianGSays

[Connor Williams @ConnorConner]

"You never tweet anymore...i haven't been on twitter in two weeks" @ShitBrianGSays

[Connor Williams @ConnorConner]

"Is that a party over there? Let's go!" @ShitBrianGSays

[B Gripz @ShitBrianGSays]

One time someone said to me there was no black emoji but I responded with the gun emoji and said "found it"

[B Gripz @ShitBrianGSays]

I'm taking bets for whether or not iOS8 will have a black guy emoji or not. Any takers?

[B Gripz @ShitBrianGSays]

@ShitBrianGSays It's an unexplainable paradox. Oxymoron. All those words that deal with this sort of situation.

[B Gripz @ShitBrianGSays]

How is our basketball team number one if there are no black guys on the team?

[B Gripz @ShitBrianGSays]

Dude I just woke up in Gilbert 3 lounge. Pants off. No ID.

[B Gripz @ShitBrianGSays]

I need to piss out my rage. DON'T TWEET THAT

[B Gripz @ShitBrianGSays]

I'm like the ocean right now. I can't see depth

[B Gripz @ShitBrianGSays]

Dude how does Jesus' body feed so many people? He wasn't even that fat

[B Gripz @ShitBrianGSays]

(While talking about available times for an online meeting) "... what is EST? Is new York EST?"

[B Gripz @ShitBrianGSays]

I'm going to name my daughter Blue Ivy and get sued by Beyonce so I can meet her