Shit Bruce Says

Shit that Bruce says

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"There's people in Birmingham but you don't see people moving there"- Bruce on Leeds.

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"I feel like they didn't need to do it"- Bruce on the Great Wall of China.

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Third World Sam.

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I said it looked small, I didn't say it was small.

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"I really liked green as well"- Bruce on his green/red colourblindness.

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Have you attacked people with sticks yet? Car windows...

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"Where's Sam?"

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I'm going to grow my own plants so I don't have to breathe other peoples air.

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Bruce looking at @B_Rothwell's trombone... "Where are the buttons?!"

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"You get changed today, I'll get changed tomorrow".

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I like about politics.

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"Maybe Nuclear war isn't as bad as some people think!"

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Goths don't like Catholics.

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"I would pay a pound for everyone to dress the same" Bruce on being out of uniform on Red Nose day.

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So dumb people would get x, now they get y. When y is less than x.

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Photoshop, It's good, but it's not that good.

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