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Shit Bryan Says
@ShitBryanSpews
This is just a list of crazy shit that comes out of Bryan's mouth
Allentown, PA
Joined January 2017
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2 Followers
14 Posts
I don't think it's a coincidence that there was no black people on that show and it was Happy Days for a reason #ShitBryanSays
She has the fortitude of a marmoset #ShitBryanSays
Her wherewithal is extemporaneous #shitbryansays
Who would win in a fight, a turtle on stilts or the front porch? #ShitBryanSays
She looks really bad naked, like a melted ice cream cone, but like a hot one #ShitBryanSays
I'm all 6's and 7's if 6 and 7 were numbers #ShitBryanSays
Going vertical makes the Inuits get redemption #ShitBryanSays
You know what they say. * pauses for 5 minutes *. Assumptions at like kneecaps, some are weak and some are stab worthy #ShitBryanSays
Jesus won't come back until the Mayan's run out of chocolate #ShitBryanSays
If pain pills are bad then Jesus was a rapist #ShitBryanSays
It works like a Puerto Rican in the snow #ShitBryanSays
Fuck shake it like a Polaroid picture. Tweet it like a polish Jew in Auschwitz
#Fuckhashtags#stupidfuckingbitchasscommunist"I'm67%surehashtagswerecreatedbytheilluminati
Pain is the equivalent of Han Solo finger blasting Maya Angelou #ShitBryanSays
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