Shit Bums Says

2016 WMass Practice Player Of The Year.....2x 1st Team All Practice Player

[Shit Bums Says @ShitBumsSays]

"You know what I want tonight?"
"What?"
"Poon Tang"
"You know me too well!"

[MassLive HS Sports @MassLiveHS]

Westfield hockey turns season of frustration into moment of triumph with win in WMass final https://t.co/EUtNf70mmH

[Annie Maroon @annie_maroon]

Colin Burns gets Westfield on the board. 1-0. Looked like Ryan Porter who fed him from behind the net for a point-blank shot.

[Nate Barnes @Barnesthekid]

@colinburns81 yo you're the man

[Annie Maroon @annie_maroon]

Biggest fear: "@colinburns81 when he is hungry." https://t.co/xvXmTPGFOC

[Shit Bums Says @ShitBumsSays]

"Bums what do you do when you see the cops"

[Shit Bums Says @ShitBumsSays]

What's the last illegal thing you did Burns? "Fucked your bitch"

[Nate Barnes @Barnesthekid]

@ShitBumsSays " I actually felt like trying today and would you look at that...I ended up with 2 goals, a post game interview and a brownie"

[Shit Bums Says @ShitBumsSays]

"I have more points in practice than you do in your whole career"

[Shit Bums Says @ShitBumsSays]

*takes one bite of cookie*
"Who the fuck bought the fake Oreos this shit sucks"

[Brandy Lynn @baby_lynn238]

My mom is a bum lover #TeamBums

[Chelsea Reynolds @CReynolds_24]

#teambums 😂

[Rianna✨ @rxmayla]

#teambums 🙋👏

[Shit Bums Says @ShitBumsSays]

Bums why do you only have 3 points on the season?
"I could have more but I honestly haven't been trying all year"

[Shit Bums Says @ShitBumsSays]

"I had a dentists appointment so I was like two pumps, boom, boom"

[Shit Bums Says @ShitBumsSays]

Bums what you doing tonight? "Probably gonna fuck some bitches"

[Shit Bums Says @ShitBumsSays]

"Wanna play the penis game?"

[Shit Bums Says @ShitBumsSays]

"I could get her, I just don't try"

[Shit Bums Says @ShitBumsSays]

"Guys I had the sickest assist in practice today"