Shit Colleen Does

Colleen does some weird shit, but that's exactly why we love her so much.

[~ @kellyblaus]

BOO FUCKING HOO ALEXA PLAY PETE DAVIDSON IM SCREMAIFNNGFJJS

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CARRIES A BABY WITH HER

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ms. skin looks pretty great to me ms. ballinger

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“i’ve never had great skin”

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tells her cat she’s not getting laid

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meows at her cats??????????

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@BallingerMom Draw on.

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“who puts freaking vegetables in rice? a serial killer, that’s who.”

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does her eyeshadow with saliva

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“Charlie Brown was literally creaming his pants.”

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“1.6...........is that one sixth?”

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says a show of 200 people will feel like “just a bunch of friends hanging out”

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is a talented and hardworking legend who will do many more amazing things in the future

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i-

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“it tastes like if you crushed up a polly pocket and drank it”

[violet @boxkatebox]

.@ShitColleenDoes pranks her cats then cries because she feels bad

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wrapped ryan seacrest in toilet paper on national television

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kills. us. all. with. her. show.