Shit DMB Parents Say

Annoying, frustrating...but they remind us just how insane we are. Tweet us your nagging quotes!

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No 2017 tour?! Good! Maybe you will save some money for once!

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"What are we going to do with all these concert posters!?"

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"What do you mean they played a song called Halloween? It's July."

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"Did you survive SPAC?"

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"If you keep drinking all that beer you're gunna end up like him!"

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"Oh shit...its DMB season again isn't it..."

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"Your boss said if you show up to work again with no voice you're fired!"

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"You can't just be taking selfies with strangers!" #BoydDowntownSaratoga

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"You may be able to fit everything in your car if you took some of that beer out!"

#SPACWeekend

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"You took off an entire week of work to prepare for SPAC?!"

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"Just don't camp at Lee's!"

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"I better not be getting a call from Saratoga police this weekend!"

#SPACweekend

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"You better not have members of the opposite sex in your tent this weekend!"

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#SPACweekend

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"Wait, all that beer is for just this weekend!?" #SPAC

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"Don't forget your rain/snow jacket. You know what happened last year at SPAC."

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"You're complaining about the setlists already?"

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"Please try and save some money this summer. Maybe consider the lawn?"

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"So how many shows will it be this summer?"

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"Looks like any old bar to me." #Millers

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"You're walking down the isle to a song named 34?? I want my money back!"

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