Shit Egyptians Do

A mentally impaired juvenile that was given a twitter account and asked to tweet about the pointless shit Egyptians do.

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@KhaltakMenna 👏🏻👏🏻

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@KhaltakMenna 👩‍🌾 👩‍🌾

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@KhaltakMenna You’re a constant source of enlightenment 👏🏻👏🏻

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-سألها بكل خجول: من أين أقبلك يا جميلتي؟ خدك الأيمن أم الأيسر؟
-رقعت الضحكة وقالت له: خير الامور وسطها يا راجل.

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الجنيه في ١٩٩٨: إزازة بيبسي، كيس شيبسي، سيجارة فرط، وكام لبانة كوكو واوا.

الجنيه في ٢٠١٣: ولا حتي كام لبانة كوكو واوا.

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@KhaltakMenna He literally posted “DEFCON 3 on all Jews” and a week earlier he wore a white T-shirt with a print saying “White lives matter” to the Paris fashion show. Needless to say, he’s been taking hits since those two incidents.

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@KhaltakMenna Easy - Menna Darwish!

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@ItsDeedaaa @KhaltakMenna That depends on the product/service you’re trying to promote, on your target audience, and the platform you’re using. You need to narrow it down a bit and try to look at historical insights to give you a better idea of what what you need.

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@HenaLulu Get well soon, Lulu =]

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@HenaLulu This sounds awfully familiar! Where/what is it from?

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@KhaltakMenna Meanwhile - my text has been sitting in your inbox for the past five days! #dickmove

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@KhaltakMenna تعيشي وتفتكري يا مايمون 🖤🖤

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I love consistency and love consistency people. You can keep your flakiness and your flaky ass away from me.

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@KhaltakMenna 🤣🤣 what the hell are you mumbling

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@KhaltakMenna Awesome! Walkie talkie me when you get it done 😀

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@KhaltakMenna Ugh - why do you have to be a poor peasant? But yeah I could!

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@KhaltakMenna Find us tickets and let’s go! I’m serious!

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@KhaltakMenna It was my first time listening to one of his songs because of the stupid hype, and I couldn’t believe how hideous it is. The beat is just horrible, and the lyrics sounded like they were written by a 5 year old, and his voice is annoying AF! Absolute trash 🤮!

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@KhaltakMenna Yeah that could work!

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@KhaltakMenna Yo - where my meal at? 😒