Stephen

Shit Emily's Ex says

[Stephen @ShitEmilysExDid]

Stephen: Leaves Emily's house at 5 am writing a note saying he's going to his moms
Emily: finds him at his house in shower with other girl

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WE BACK

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*Emily making eggs for Stephen*
Stephen: babe put adobo in it
Emily:*puts adobo on*
Stephen: YOURE DOING IT WRONG YOURE NOT EVEN SPANISH

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Stephen: *leaves Emily alone tripping at night in town*

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*emily putting on makeup*
Stephen: Why are U getting ready?? Who are u trying to impress

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Stephen: Emily I love you let's just try this again
Emily: okay
*stephen ignores Emily for 3 days*
repeat

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Stephen: *breaks up with Emily*
*flips out that Emily started talking to other guys*

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*has fight with Emily tells her to leave*
Emily: *leaves*
Stephen: "are u kidding me?? We're done"

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Stephen: "I'm still with my girlfriend but I'm gonna tell you I love you and want to make things work"

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*after days of stephen ignoring Emily*
Stephen:Lets hang out
Emily: I can't hang out today
Stephen:you never make time for me were done

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#ShitEmilysExSays
*Emily talking to a friend that happens to be a guy"
Stephen: You are the biggest slut I've ever met how could I do this

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*Emily finds out Stephen is hanging out with another girl*
Stephen: Babe I'm not joking she kidnapped me

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*stephen gets caught cheating*
*calls me an hour later*
Stephen: "so you done being crazy now?"

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#ShitEmilysExSays *on facetime*
Emily: babe my phones about to die I'll talk to u later
Stephen: yeah sure fuck off

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#ShitEmilysExSays
*Emily talking about buying a new car*
Stephen: You should put the car in my name

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When he likes this

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#ShitEmilysExSays *making French toast for stephen* *flips French toast*
Stephen: YOUR NOT DOING IT RIGHT YOU CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT

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#ShitEmilysExSays "You just want to be a Blair Waldorf and you'll never be"