Emma Binder

My name is Binder yo.

[Emma Binder @ShitEmma1Says]

@dariequeeen @Kayleeee22 dude that milkshake restaurant tho is always being advertised here. Well come see you!

[Emma Binder @ShitEmma1Says]

It'll be a miracle if I make it through this program without gaining the masters 15 #gradschool

[Emma Binder @ShitEmma1Says]

On the second night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me the knowledge I can fail my stats exam but still get my masters #gradschoolproblems

[Emma Binder @ShitEmma1Says]

Finals struggles: when an attractive guy you've been eyeing all semester finally talks to you but you look like an absolute train wreck

[Emma Binder @ShitEmma1Says]

Shoutout to the front desk who felt so bad that I locked myself out in the rain sans shoes that he didn't charge me the £5 fee #therealhero

[Emma Binder @ShitEmma1Says]

A friend will give you a bite of their apple. A true friend will let you eat the entire apple while leaning over their shoulder #hangry

[Emma Binder @ShitEmma1Says]

I may be a 22 year old grad student but all i want to do is lay in my bed and play the sims #sims #gradschool

[Emma Binder @ShitEmma1Says]

@Kayleeee22 because they are too small to hold all of my Costco bulk purchases #dayslater #twittercreeping

[Emma Binder @ShitEmma1Says]

@Kayleeee22 consider it done. Stop by and see me on your way to Australia!

[Emma Binder @ShitEmma1Says]

@Kayleeee22 dear god I'm so there!!

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

It’s Yom Kippur. If you’re atoning, I forgive you. If you’re not atoning, I still forgive you.

[Emma Binder @ShitEmma1Says]

You know you're addicted to peanut butter when you order 3lbs of it because UK pb just doesn't cut it

[Emma Binder @ShitEmma1Says]

Turns out first years are just as awkward in the UK as they are in the U.S. #avoidingeyecontact

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"Mozart wrote his first symphony when he was 8. I'm 20 and just rehearsed 4 times what I'm about to tell the drive thru lady." — Ole Miss

[Emma Binder @ShitEmma1Says]

They call them passport photos but pretty sure they mean mugshots

[Emma Binder @ShitEmma1Says]

It's not true friendship until you accidentally spit laugh water all over the other intern