Shit My Friends Say

Just a bunch of dumbasses trying to make it in the real world. Wanna feel better about yourself, just give us a follow!

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"I think I just told a freshmen she needs to think about getting laid on spring break instead of worry about her body image"

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"I'm a liberal, I'm lazy" Guess who said that

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"I'm gonna get lipo section because I need multiple sections lipoed"

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"I think I would actually date someone for their dog"

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She's like "bolt legged" she's what...? "Bolt legged" you mean bow legged? -Sydney

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"I don't give unless I have already received"

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"I wouldn't want to talk about history, I would want to make history" -Cody

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"Whenever you're putting on leggings do you feel like a ninja?" Daily thoughts of Bridget Zahn

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"I'm more of a giver than a taker.. I'm such a slut" Bridget

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"I was so happy I peed a little" Bridget

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When all your high school teachers are going to jail #Destrehan #lesbehonest #sexscandal

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"Wearing other sorority tshirts is like wearing a jail suit for fun. You know what they say orange is the new black" -Abby

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"Do Mexicans live in New Mexico?" -Bridget