shitmy husbandsays

Shit my husband says that’s funny, and usually while he’s high

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“I like this show! Avatar Korra’s a sassy bitch!” #shitmyhusbandsayshigh

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“Your palms are sweaty, nips pink, arms are heavy”
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Hubs: What are you doing?
Me: Hiding my boobs so you listen to me
Hubs: *giggling* that needs to go on the twitter!
Me: Well now we know you’re blitzed
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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“High as giraffe pussy”
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“Do your balls ever itch and you don’t know where?”

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“I like the way her fur feels on the tips of my fingernails”
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“Twitterin’”
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“How do you know what’s too high? I’m just the right amount!” #shitmyhusbandsays #shitmyhusbamdsayshigh

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“Oh, hi. Oh, hi, *name*! Oh! HIGH *name*
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“Yeah they’re on the kitchen. Dill pickle” #shotmyhusbandsays #shitmyhusbandsayshigh

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“I can do the swappy! The swappy with the remoots.” #shitmyhusbandsayshigh #shitmyhusbandsays

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It’s dry. It’s the opposite of humid. It’s not moist.

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*british accent* well Watson she went up an octave in her laughter, so, ha!” #shitmyhusbandsayshigh

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I don’t have the capacity to remember what I was just saying!

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The point is, attention was on me, and I got the point across. Although I don’t even know what the point is! I think I just talked like a cracked out British man, idk!

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I noticed because my eyes felt like I was lookin in a freezer

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“Oh I thought you meant Goochi!” @zachgouge ? “Yeah, he’s gonna be lil Goochi!”
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“Just give it to me. Just give me a minute to me. Just gimme a bit. Gimmebeeee. Oh. Fuck!” *giggles*
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Stop making shows about people who have a conglomeration of babies #shitmyhusbandsays

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It’s impastabowl!
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