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Lush native fauna grow snugly along the walkways of the park #ShitIHaveToSub
Ed: what park is this, #JurassicWorld?

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Two gems for today: 1. Women should avoid monks or their belongings....
2. ..floating islands and marine life underwater
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Ed: these are fantastic

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Visit this beautiful mosque, a popular hangout for many reasons including its array of food stalls and free Wi-Fi! #ShitIHaveToSub
I am in hell right now

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The centuries-old church holds an ornate baroque-style organ accompanied by harp-playing angels within its peaceful interior #ShitIHaveToSub
Resident angels? Does the organ play itself? So many questions

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Known as one of the most attractive beaches on the planet just by the city #ShitIHaveToSub
Ed: Good God what is this atrocity??

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Bask in the sun-kissed coral reefs just several metres away from the shores of Sunset Beach #ShitIHaveToSub
Ed: How? That would be painful #beachlife

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The centre is home to bearcats, birds, ostriches and other animals. But crocodiles make up the largest group and stay perfectly still after feeding #ShitIHaveToSub
Ed: The crocodiles need to be fed with this writer

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If retail therapy isn’t for you, the nearby American Cemetery, the largest U.S. war cemetery in the world, might bring you the peace you seek #ShitIHaveToSub
Grammatically correct but perhaps not something you want on a travel site.Hope this writer finds peace

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Let the tour guides take you around the grounds and allow tea to re-introduce itself
#ShitIHaveToSub Anthropomorphic tea? Does it pour itself?

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On any day, leopards, elephants, birds and even dolphins can be spotted as you wander across this vast island country.
#ShitIHaveToSub wow, a new species of land dolphins?!?

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Subhead: Kingdom ruins atop a colossal
Ruins what?? Collosal what?? #ShitIHavetoSub #grammarfail

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Wear what presentably? You're missing something here. Also, 'outlook' doesn't mean what you think it means #GE14

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Take a queue...where am I taking it to? Helpful but badly written infographics in a national newspaper #GE14

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2/2 Strong partnership between the private and govt in education sector would be benefit and ensure the country sustainability and talents and the skill of citizen is a very important collaborative smart partnership between the govt and also private sector #stateofeducation

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1/2 An actual quote (transcribed from recording of speech) from Malaysia education minister: As an educationist, academician, policy makers, practitioners gather here today we need to be ready to reshape education curriculum to meet future needs #stateofeducation

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Same press release:".. various cities including Bangladesh, New Delhi, Guangzhou"
Ed: somebody shld tell Bangladesh
#journolife

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Press release:"..to create zero barriers for aspiring entrepreneurs to spurn new enterprises" I don't think it means what you think it means

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At uni-led conference, a speaker tells other panellists they should step outside to discuss what they'll talk about #somuchprep #journolife

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Interviewee1: Isn't [editor] supposed to be here?
Writer: I'm so sorry he's late
Interviewee2: Oh yes, he's known to be tardy #journolife

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Writer [on phone]: Hello I'm calling for Dr [name], we have an interview arranged.
R: But she passed away. It was in your paper #journolife