Shit Ibrahim Says

Sometime I say some dumb shit

[Shit Ibrahim Says @ShitIbrahim]

“ Ima need a towel to soak up all this ass sweat man”

[Shit Ibrahim Says @ShitIbrahim]

I’m only gay on Mondays. Oh shit it’s monday

[Shit Ibrahim Says @ShitIbrahim]

I don’t have common sense I have logic

[Shit Ibrahim Says @ShitIbrahim]

SITTING NEXT TO SQUAD LEAD “Think I’m gonna take shrooms”

[Shit Ibrahim Says @ShitIbrahim]

Sgt Kampsen- if any of you can beat me in a driving range, you get a day off.

Ish- alright bet, give me a car

[Shit Ibrahim Says @ShitIbrahim]

“I fuckin hate running man, Id honestly rather suck a dick” -Ish 08:15

[Shit Ibrahim Says @ShitIbrahim]

Who would walk 10 miles to fight in the dessert, that’s like SF shit

[Shit Ibrahim Says @ShitIbrahim]

I’ll hit some home runners

[Shit Ibrahim Says @ShitIbrahim]

Horses aren’t meant for farming

[Shit Ibrahim Says @ShitIbrahim]

If you drink like 5 pineapple juices and you nut, I bet that shit will taste FIRE

[Shit Ibrahim Says @ShitIbrahim]

Yo I think I’m gay

[Shit Ibrahim Says @ShitIbrahim]

Hey buddy. Lemme slobber on that cock

[Shit Ibrahim Says @ShitIbrahim]

What are you a geographist

[Shit Ibrahim Says @ShitIbrahim]

Was 9/11 on the 9th or the 11th