Shit JD Says

A collection of JD quotes.

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I smoke Grace but I never say hills dad

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Sharted :(

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During my pregnancy

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The only way to not kill yourself is just to laugh

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I’m gonna sneak in your house and shave your pubes

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Drinking water in honor of that water

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I’m just chilling in the sun no fucks given !!!

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Clean  anus

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Porn is killing the minds of children

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Idk 🤷‍♂️ what the fuck I’m talking about. Tbh

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Violins and vitamins

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My cheese gone cold I’m wondering why? Why is my cheese so cold?

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I’m gonna shove a pineapple up my ass!!!

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“Nobody actually likes feeling sad”

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I think I’m gonna call in tomorrow and if my boss complains about it fucking slap her with a limited edition MC Hammer signed Quran

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I’m gonna buy a gun and go to the Olympics in skeet shooting

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She was ripping ass at an unsustainable rate

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I should be in charge of all things in the world

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I don’t care if a girl has a full bush!! That’s how god made her

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“Naked girls, ripping ass so stinky”

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“ Extra hairy pussies”