ShitJakeReedmanSays

I say funny shit in a British accent

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Vagina Pineapple 🎵 #ShitJakeReedmanSays @Camp1391 @Gems0710

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Id really like to have rabies i think. Just to like be apart of something. #ShitJakeReedmanSays

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Table 2 getting FREAKY with their FRIES!! #ShitJakeReedmanSays

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[Looking at a ratchet girl at Costco] "Look at the state of that for the price of beef!" #ShitJakeReedmanSays

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I heard she doesn't have a vagina anymore #ShitJakeReedmanSays

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The mom has no teeth, but she's pretty nice. #ShitJakeReedmanSays

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To get the girl, you have to go through her gay best friend. #ShitJakeReedmanSays

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How are you supposed to apply your Lush products?! #ShitJRSays

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You ain't no spring onion yourself! #ShitJakeReedmanSays

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Spamedd! #ShitJakeReedmanSays

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My milkshake brings all the Germans to the yard and they're like, "Guten tag!" #ShitJakeReedmanSays

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We had a greasy @sonjastoj come into the Dollarama. We also had a bearded women come in. I wanted to fucking punch them!#ShitJakeReedmanSays

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That is M-M-barassing! #ShitJakeReedmanSays

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Bless your little cotton socks! #ShitJakeReedmanSays

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Sorry Morris! #ShitJakeReedmanSays

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"Knock knock"
You: Whose there?
"Gemma"
You: Gemma who?
"Gemma Newman!!!" @Gems0710

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I thought she was just rolling around in the mud like, "I'M FREEEEE!" - when @PaulaSulston fainted at prom. #ShitJakeReedmanSays

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Mahat Macoat Mashovel! #ShitJakeReedmanSays

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I feel like the level of gayness in this tent just went up a little bit #ShitJakeReedmanSays

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Happy Hanukkah y'all! Is that what Pumba in the lion king sings about? I didn't know Pumba was Jewish. #ShitJakeReedmanSays