Shit Joe Rogan Says

Things Joe Rogan says whether during UFC events, podcasts or stand up routines. And some things he's probably thinking but not saying.

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What's smaller: the bottle or @TheNotoriousMMA's chances of winning a fight ever again?

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Big props to @bullyb170. He might not everybody's cup of tea, but anyone that doesn't recognize him as the hardest working guy in the game isn't paying attention. Congrats, champ. Now they'll all Remember The Name. #UFC304

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*Mystic Max voice* I seez deez tings.

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

I don’t ever want to hear yall talking bad about the astrology girls again

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I love that known piece of shit @jakeshieldsajj is being treated shitty by other shitty people.

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Hey homie @JonnyBones. Just checking in to see where your head is at. You've made plenty of questionable decisions over the years. Just wanna make sure you're ok.

[Jonny Meat @JonnyBones]

Men’s mental health awareness month. Make sure you take your time out to encourage a homie.

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RIP One Glove. One of the OG characters of MMA. Rest in power, champ.

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Of course the guy with @roynelsonmma in his corner bit somebody.

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To all the motherfuckers that bitched and moaned when @Leon_edwardsmma vs @bullyb170 was rumored for #UFC300 🖕 To quote a DM about Alex/Hill "mid af". It's so bad, he couldn't even be bothered to capitalize the AF.

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All of these leg kicks at #UFC298 are going to give @UrijahFaber flashbacks.

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That was nice of Garry to kiss his wife then her husband. #UFC298

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It's 2024 and I just saw an Xtreme Couture shirt out in the wild. What?!?!

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Somebody's getting beheaded for these audio issues, right? #JoshuaWallin

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I'm going to walk into work with my head held high on Monday morning, knowing I'm not nearly as bad at my job as @ColbyCovMMA is at his. #U

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It's kinda fitting that Trump was in the building for #UFC296. The boring guy that nobody cares about beat the giant piece of shit. @ColbyCovMMA is a loser just like Trump.

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Kelleher got exactly what he deserved for walking into the arena with that hair. #UFC296

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Guess his girl wouldn't let him out today.

[MMA Fighting @MMAFighting]

Ian Machado Garry no-shows UFC 296 media day, Vicente Luque reacts https://t.co/TixlEXC1mh

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RIP Bellashit

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Me: Hey Dillon, how many fans do you have?
@dillondanis:

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In the stands

[Dillon Danis @dillondanis]

I’ll be there fight night everyone can calm down.

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Props to @WonderboyMMA for having the cajones to take this fight. @Rakhmonov1994 is a future champion. #ISeeDeezTings

[Sherdog @sherdogdotcom]

Shavkat Rakhmonov, Stephen Thompson agree to meet at #UFC296 on Dec. 16 https://t.co/FWyaFQzn06