Shit Jason Says

Jason says a lot of shit, this is the chronicles of his statements

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WHERE ARE MY HUBCAPS ?!

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BBC should not be a TV station, thats not okay.

*After finding out it means British Broadcasting Corporation*

Ohhhhhh nevermind.

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I have scoliosis, thats why I look like a camel you dick.

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What's that thing where you talk with your hands ? BRAILLE !

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If I was a doctor, would you trust me

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*pokes hole in cloth* " haha I made cheese"

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I'm actually really smart though.

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I'm gonna make my own heelies, out of like cowboy boots.
#DoIt

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They are all foreign exchange students, like none of them are normal
#NoIdeaWhatForeignExchangeMeans

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Why is your shed blue ?
#WhyIndeed #YoungPhilosopher

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Coconuts are the closest thing to avacados
#Wut

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"I'm gonna start an only fans"

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"Broke my hub cap and blew out my tire at a stop sign today"
#CantDrive

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Thinking about getting a spray tan
#OrangeCounty

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"I'm thinking of getting a monkey, you know, like curious George"

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"I wish we had cornhole hahaha"

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"It could have been cum"

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Calls Minister
"Should I start taking steroids?"

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Strokes bare upper lip "I miss that mascara stache"

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"What's that ? A crab apple ?"
Pointing at an avacado.