Shit Jess Says

A documentation of Jess's Life

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At Morrisons in Bath "So are we still in Somerset?" 🙈 #fucksakejess #shitjesssays

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"They're just horses with horns! Loads of animals have horns. I'm pretty sure I've seen one before" #unicornsighting #shitjesssays

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"Unicorns are extinct!!!" No no Jess they never existed, so can't be extinct 🙈 #shitjesssays

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"You know when people say 'I was soooooooo drunk' I just don't know if I've ever been drunk.." 🙈🙊 #shitjessiesays

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"My dads a catholic so do you reckon he could make it as pope?" #shitjesssays #educatingjess

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"Does he do services or do people go visit him like Santa?" #shitjesssays #educatingjess

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"Does anyone know his name? Or is he just called pope?" #shitjesssays

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"Is there only one pope? No no I mean has there only been one pope? Is he like the prime minister?" 😳😳 #ohdearlord #shitjessiesays

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Why do you think you should work at Jolly's? "Because I'm JOLLY! 😁" #ohdearlord 🙈 #shitjesssays

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Talking about what girls are really thinking during sex. "Nah that's not me. I'm thinking woah this is cool 😏" #kinkyshitjesssays

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Preparing for a job interview: What are your weaknesses? "Sometimes I'm too good" 👏👏 #shitjesssays

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Preparing for a job interview at a watch shop: "But I don't know anything about the history of time!!" 🙈⌚️ #ohdear #shitjesssays

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In the apple store "They're like little blue Umpa-Lumpas running round fixing things aren't they" 😂😂 #shitjesssays

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"Is grass man made? So its natural? But what about road?" #geographerjess #shitjesssays

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'Also because it's so cold in this house our tea goes cold really quickly' 👵 #grandmajess #teaprobs

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"I've never had Caribbean food before apart from bananas" 🍌🍌🍌🍌 #shitjesssays

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Talking about roses "If I put these in my room will I get carbon monoxide poisoning?" 😂😂😂 #shitjesssays

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Jess's review card of @BiancaBirkett board game #shitjesssays #gaypride

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"I once put armbands on my feet & I almost died" #specialchild #shitjesssays