Shit Jimmy Says

A Twitter dedicated to what James 'Matt Snyder' Mickle says

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Now have a respectable two ones that I can throw at 2 lucky strippers

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You can be Sherlock I can be your Watson. I'll die . IDGAF

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If someone offers you two 1 dollar bills I'm exchange for a 20 dollar bill, take it now you'll have two pieces of paper instead of one.

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On the ark of the covenant... " That shit took out armies...and Indiana Jones."

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Jimmy enters the room like this, goes straight to the fridge and says, "Let me in quick! I knocked on the wrong door"

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Olah: "It's definitely cleaner than any lake you've ever been in"
Jimmy: "Yea there's no fish turds in here"

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"In all reality it's not even that gross" #cantevenseethebottom #murky

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I pooped and it was green

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"I might have peed in your window"

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"Ahh I flung poop in my eye!"

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"Stop looking at me, you're pushing me over"

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@coachjfranklin tailgating Saturday left broken glass on our practice field. Plus Michigan can't out do us. Help us?

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"I want people to be like, 'I don't know what he's thinking, but I bet it's not much'" - #JimmyTHOTs on #Survivor

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@mattsnyder62 pics or didn't happen

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"What do you think they hit for her to make that noise??" - #JimmyTHOT

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Having some serious profound #THOTs about the underlying sexual innuendos in tswift lyrics right now #CarTHOTs #RealTalk

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"It sounds like she's getting plowed in the sound booth" - #JimmyTHOT #tswift https://t.co/33NP3qjnqJ

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150 points for taking this hitchhiker back to Mexico