ShitLeftySays

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Ceramic knives give me trust issues

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"Stu, if you slap me with that piece of pizza I'm going to kick your ass" #FinalsWeek

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"When I die I want my pallbearers to consist of the Eagles secondary so they can let me down one last time"

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help. #SOS

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"I hate when @zgates10 trips in the middle of the street"

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"Truuuuuuuuuu" Translated: "I wholeheartedly agree with what you're saying" #JustLeftyThings

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I refer to anyone under the age of thirty as "fam" #JustLeftyThings

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I add "Yooooo"" to the beginning of all of my sentences #JustLeftyThings

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Afroman is the greatest rapper alive #JustLeftyThings

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I DO COCAINE BABYYYY #JustLeftThings