Shit Lyon Says

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Thankful for these people and incredible work that we've done together! #LaundryTalk #ICThanks

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Melcer: "There should be an Oscar for best scene"
Joel: "No there shouldn't."
#melcer #joel

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History book: "Imagine a time traveller"
Sam: "No."
#sam

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"I like it when it squirts me." #nicole

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"Nothing" #nobody (because no one is here)

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"Can you teach me how to speak Jewish?" #nicole

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"I asked if Joel was a butt or a boobs person" "A red or a blue person?" #melcer #nicole

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hold your horses, it's the second episode http://t.co/SFjtyuFHWl

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"I'm not just throwing out my wet noodle to be slapped." #joel

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"Sometimes life finds a way to take your balls away" #joel

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"If I could marry anyone in this room right now, it would be lamp." #nicole

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"I feel like a chamber pot." #lizzie

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"It's not horse porn, it's horse-domestic-melodrama!" #joel

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"Angie, you look majestic!" "I climbed a lamp." #angie

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"How are your legs warm? Your legs are just... Legs." #joel

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"Are we gonna watch Charlie Brown, Sam Brown?" "That's my people!" #angie #sambrown

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"I think I'm retarded." #jordan

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"I sucked so much dick." #jordan

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"I asked my lesbian friend if they smush their vaginas together"
"Wait isn't that what they do" #seth #melcer

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"It's weird because I'm always with myself." "We're not always with yourself" #junker #angie