Shit MNPS Says

The now-mostly-retired PR department, lampoo -er- telling it like it is, on behalf of MNPS.

[Shit MNPS Says @ShitMNPSSays]

Well folks - time to level with you. This parody account, aimed at the stupidity of @MetroSchools over the years, is going to be retired (mostly). It's been fun to call out #MNPS, make fun of their various gaffes and horrible leaders who've joined (or lead) from time to time, 1/2

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goofed off with many faculty, staff, and students who've joined in the banter -oh- and who can forget the endless gift of humor of watching #Nashville handle a tiny little snow. The author is leaving town, the kid is too, so godspeed @MNPSFamilies... - @LucasLeverett

[Shit MNPS Says @ShitMNPSSays]

Well folks - time to level with you. This parody account, aimed at the stupidity of @MetroSchools over the years, is going to be retired (mostly). It's been fun to call out #MNPS, make fun of their various gaffes and horrible leaders who've joined (or lead) from time to time, 1/2

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We’re going to put two students on the School Board. Why? Because we think it might help raise the maturity and courage levels of the current body while also helping these students learn that pettiness really just gets worse in adulthood, not better. A win-win!

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@norinrad10 Look. We can’t spank ‘em or slap ‘em with rulers anymore so jumping through goofy and meaningless hoops enforced by an even goofier and more meaningless state leadership to eek out a flimsy representation of student progress for bean-counters is the only abuse still sanctioned!

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Remember, kids! College isn’t for everyone! Some students should be openly encouraged to apply their... natural gifts... to a trade. You, too, could be riding around town on a giant golden cock. (No, Ag club, not a rooster.)

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Ya know, @ashfordhughes is right! We should save the detailed images of dicks for informative sex education classes. Plenty of room for diverse representation in penis-inclusion there. Goodness, indeed!

[Ashford Hughes Sr. @ashfordhughes]

So this is how we are projecting ourselves as a city to the world now? This is our vision for the grand city on a hill? Nashville needs to revaluate its inner soul. We need to go to our room and think things over... How is this even allowable? Goodness.

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So, who brought the Rona back from Spring Break? Nobody? Well if you missed out, hit up downtown #Nashville and you’re sure to pick up a sample.

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Sooo... Is it spring break yet?

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@norinrad10 Either way, grab a cup of West End Middle Hooch. It’ll help with anything.

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@gloverpres Whew. WOW. We've had some DUMB IDEAS come out of our leadership down here in "grade school" but this one is TOPS. Glad you figured that out, but it's surprising you gave it a single thought. Definitely one for the counselors to consider when advising on college choices... 👀

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Hey kids! Whatever you aspire to in life, try to avoid things that will make basically everyone celebrate your death. This concludes today’s distance learning. #RushLimbaugh #RestInHellRush #GoodRidance

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So when are these catty Karens going to start protesting snow days?

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Huh. What a perfectly awesome snow wasted on an era when we aren’t at school mostly. Murphy’s Law, eh?

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@MNEA_ you’re welcome.

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This precipitation is dry and not really sticky - perfect to make a flaky snow sculpture that falls apart with the slightest breeze. Kinda like the arguments of those @LetNashville idiots.

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Snow day! Like... might as well, right? Not like it changes much of anything. Wonder if we will have self-absorbed moms protesting if we do this...? #SnowDay

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@WCSedu Be way easier if you idiots had a lick of sense like we do!

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Apparently, it is the MNPD parents who need school more than the kids. What is so hard for you imbeciles to understand about community spread? We will open schools when you idiots stop passing COVID around the Publix.

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Uh. Well damn, Fran Bush... Thanks for being so.... supportive? (...bitch.) Oops! Sorry. We stopped to her level for a second. #franbush #schoolsreopening

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Shut up. We’re not crying, YOU’RE crying!

[Ravi Kahlon @KahlonRav]

Proud dad moment today. My 10yr old son saw a new kid sitting by himself. Another friend and he decided to hang out with him over lunch. He got this lovely note at the end of the day😢❤️