ShitMPDsays

Direct quotes from the one and only Matt Davis. Professional Meat Smoker, Mole Hunter, Beer Drinker, and Dad.

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Is 90 beers enough for 6 people?

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“It’s all about the staging” #beerphotography

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“First we’re going to cremate her in the smoker, and then flush her down the toilet to the shit pit”

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“I’m not the meat in the middle. IM ALWAYS THE BREAD”

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"WAS THAT MISS ANGUS"

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I'll stab you

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Why you gotta be a hater?

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You can take your time. I'm gonna shit in your suitcase.

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Good shit

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"Dad sounds really confident about himself" "there's a reason gracie"

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"2 clicks, one shove, and you're not in the car anymore"

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How many people come here thinking they can beat me? And how many people have left here with their heads between their legs? #PingPong

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Suck it. Bitch.

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You're never going to want to go to a restaurant after you eat this.

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I'm not cutting it until everything is on the table. I want nice hot slices coming off this thing. I'm just telling you how it is.

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"This is not my first pony-ride"

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"A kills a kill"

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"It's a nice leather belt"

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"I bought you a beer, now pass me the damn wine"

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"Can I bring my own beers on the blue star ferry?"