Shit Masters Say

Sounds from inside the Masters Peloton - the grumpiest, most entitled field in cycling.

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@Cyclingnewsfeed What frame material is he switching to? 😜

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It’s Global Cyclocross Day!

When #WorldBicycleDay and #GlobalRunningDay converge!

Get out there and run around with your bike everyone!

#cycling #running #cyclocross

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@attackracing @midweekcycling @SketchyJuniors @GoZwift LARPing just ain’t the same when you’re in isolation! But enough LSD and you’re good-to-go!

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Pretty sure this was going to be my season of spring classic domination. #CovidCancellations

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@thewannaberacer Rules are meant to be broken.

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@suicidesportif Well played.

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A tour down under always gets me excited!

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Gonna give this #gravel #cycling fad a try this year.

Time to go wide and dig those Cross 28s outta the cellar to glue em up.

#WolberFTW

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Dialing in ITT position for this year....

A couple more spacers under the stem....and an up-size in skinsuit should do the trick.

Gonna call these belly rolls dimples & see if it gets me a little less cd.

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Hey junior, I met your mother in the feed zone....She was telling me how she likes the sweet spot training

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@fedojam @midweekcycling Gotta hit those spring races hard so we can put ‘er into cruise for the summer with 🍻, BBQing, and gravel grinders.

#SSTFTW

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New Year is almost here! Time to start setting some terribly unrealistic #cycling goals for 2020.

Gonna stick to the training program, work on my core, focus on marginal gains, and even have a couple less pints 🍻!

#2020AnythingIsPossible

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Look at this #gravel #cycling Bullshit. 😉

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@RasputitsaRide It’s about bigger tires, bigger beers, and bigger smiles! 🍺😃

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#CyberGravel

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@AdamMyerson

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If @katushacycling needs a new toiletries sponsor I think they'd have a good spokesperson in @PolittNils for a toothpaste company

#ParisRoubaix #parisroubaix19

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Big ass racing glasses are back!!!

Time to dig the Factory Pilots out of the tickle trunk.

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Master-class in class.

#ItsJustABikeRace #WereAllInThisTogether

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Great gesture Heppy 👏🏻☺️

#Sportsmanship #Driedaagse @michael_hepburn

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@100Climbs Made it easier for the clean up crew.