Shit Miller Says

DUDE you want a zyn?

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I lost my keys at the bar last night

My mom is gonna kill me

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“my mom made me go home she said i was too drunk”

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“im bout to get fried as dick”

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step 1. put $0.32 into gas tank

step 2. run out of gas

step 3. blame avery

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@phatpussy96 cracka*

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“get that dicksuckin goin”

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yo im gonna tickle the fuck out of you

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concrete jungle wet dream tomato

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*walks into chipotle*

“can i get a bud light?”

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u can tell thats a libtard business right there

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11:58: fuck it lets go to bars

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*spends $500 at galla in one night

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dude avery ur cock blocking me