Stuff Clyde says

Just some funny things my coworker Clyde says

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

It is my regretful duty to inform y’all that the time of documenting Clyde’s crazy sayings has come to an end. After 5 years at WPD, Wednesday, the 6th will be my last day. I will miss Clyde.

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

I’m sure your description will get me there.

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

I just split my chicken sandwich lunch with Clyde and he said, “Your gift of chicken overwhelms me.”

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

I gave Clyde a macaron... minutes later I hear, “oooooh. Squishy cookie!”

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

This ticket says “waiting for action”.... uhh... guess I’ll check back then.

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

Me: Why are the ants marching one by one Clyde? Clyde: To get to the other side. Wait. That might be the yard birds.

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

Me: Clyde I have a hole in my sock! Clyde: That sounds like some Beatles’ lyrics. (in beatles-esque voice) My toes are cold. I can’t keep up cause my toes are cold..

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

You’ve reached 1-800-Clyde. *sultry whispering* Hello.... please have your credit card ready..

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

Oh no! I’m losing my freshness!

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

I don’t know, but I been told, doing this shit sure gets old.

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

Oh christmas plague, oh christmas plague, we wish you a merry sickmas!

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

(To our ex-coworker) Why are you calling here? Are you off work?? Are you calling to gloat?!

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

Me: Oh! I remember this episode! Clyde: Internal server error episode?

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

Just lookin’ for a whole rack.

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

On this episode of, “Should I order that?”

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

Me: is it 5:30 yet Clyde? Clyde: No. and I know cause I’m checking.

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

Sprechen mucho problemo.

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

Me: Clyde are you okay? Why are you making weird faces??
Clyde: That’s what this place brings out of me.

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

It’s never too early to give up.

[Stuff Clyde says @ShitMyClydeSays]

Me: Clyde, did you have bell bottoms? Clyde: Hell yeah! That’s all they sold back then.