Shit Nathan Says

The things our friendly ginger guy says and does...

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"Unless you're a troll under there, that much makeup isn't doing you any good"

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"It's not gay if it's in the ocean" - on the topic of dolphin rape

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"Wine is just fruit (froot) beer"

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"I don't wanna ruin my indie cred. I'll buy it ironically."

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"I have a lot of black cousins, ok?" #okay

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"Are you chewing gum? It smells like old spice."

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"How to read your chemistry text book: don't."

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"I thought that was our chem prof. I'd love to see him in the wild"

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"How do the left-handed girls do it?"

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"Ooh that gives me chills. Oh wait, ITS JUST FREEZING IN HERE!"

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"I can just imagine him going to the hairdressers and being like 'give me the douchiest cut ever'."

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"I'd get that for my boyfriend"

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"I need some glow in the dark undies. And an edible bra."

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"I want to be Ginny Weasley!"

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"Marissa, you have fingers too"

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"What if when I sneezed, that was the Big Bang of a new universe" 🌠

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"Can you make me into a Viking?"

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"My biggest regret about living in Canada is that I can't say 'dolla dolla bills'" 💵

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"I wanna prance about because I'm a leprechaun"

[Shit Nathan Says @ShitNathanCSays]

"Let's be honest, if I could reproduce asexually, I would"