Jeffy

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[Jeffy @ShitNewellSays]

This feels like the matrix all over again

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I'm only Gandalf the grey not white yet

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Did you bring any of the "happy stuff"

[Jeffy @ShitNewellSays]

What fruit are you guys? I'm a raspberry

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You ugly hobbit

[Jeffy @ShitNewellSays]

I'm high as drunk

[Jeffy @ShitNewellSays]

Even though i don't need a beer i still need a beer

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If i was in the olympics i would win every event

[Jeffy @ShitNewellSays]

Have you ever heard of Jesus? Well that's me

[Jeffy @ShitNewellSays]

Yeah yeah what what chicken noodle

[Jeffy @ShitNewellSays]

You're like Gollum in Lord of the Rings - you suck

[Jeffy @ShitNewellSays]

*bites serena* I'm a zombie. Walking Dead persuaded my ass

[Jeffy @ShitNewellSays]

*takes hit of the pipe* Dawg....

[Jeffy @ShitNewellSays]

I drank casually yesterday. I had 14 beers.

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I scored top cheese. Mozza-fuckin-rella

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*Playing pong*
"I don't have my shirt on so lets go. I feel real jacked"

[Jeffy @ShitNewellSays]

Mitsubishi Lanister