Shit Only Dads Do

Just a place where we can all laugh at the ridiculous things dads do

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When dad gets more excited about Christmas than his kids #shitonlydadsdo #catsareassholes https://t.co/bZ5X0LJzJV

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Dad figured out a great way to tell the twins apart #shitonlydadsdo https://t.co/pH5DoL6heM

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Kids should be wearing a helmet at all times when dad is on babysitting duty. Anything can… https://t.co/qZODS8Ra0x

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You can always count on dad to turn a good time into tears https://t.co/h2oUKIkhUV

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Everyone is talking about global warming and ending world hunger but can we please focus on also… https://t.co/CtFRuSOuSU

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Dad got that new Go Pro to make sure he captures every moment! #shitonlydadsdo #stuckinthe90s… https://t.co/UPjQuLL7GH

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Good thing dad is around to get everyone into the Christmas spirit
#shitonlydadsdo https://t.co/GNS9oBVTmK

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Mom: Don't play ball in the house, you might break something.

Dad: Hit the ball as hard as you… https://t.co/ebeykz6U6V

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Dad's midnight art project #shitonlydadsdo https://t.co/2HxIdUXtkU

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Being a dad is all about precision and execution #shitonlydadsdo
Thank you @ for sharing https://t.co/ZSMSvNymav

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Good thing dad is around to fix your bike... what would we do without his handyman… https://t.co/NdIIeaHHc4

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When you put dad in charge of the haircuts #shitonlydadsdo https://t.co/CegKo27P0S

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Why?!?!
WTF are they doing on that toilet?!?!
#shitonlydadsdo https://t.co/CIJfW9L74w

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When dad teaches your son some cool new dance moves #shitonlydadsdo https://t.co/5U1pivIO3N

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Good thing dad put on that bib! #shitonlydadsdo https://t.co/a7rw22Wt5W

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This is so not okay
#shitonlydadsdo #somessedup https://t.co/TfNsc3ZQr7

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How do you think we was going to finish that sentence? "We wouldn't have even fallen… https://t.co/iHGn75PrSA

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How long do you think this dad played with this toy before figuring this out?
Thanks… https://t.co/Etq2xMTJGQ

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I double dog dare you to try this tonight at dinner #shitonlydadsdo https://t.co/Y2lnY6EiMC

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The earlier you call, the more likely it is that he will find that piece of paper before you… https://t.co/tdE9o8RUDm