Shit Only Mom Says

Just a place where we can all laugh about the ridiculous statements made by moms Instagram:

[Shit Only Mom Says @ShitOnlyMomSays]

Baby proofing at it's finest #shitonlymomsays #genius https://t.co/OfQylx17QA

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Taking your child to see Santa is really just pay back for all of those tantrums and sleepless… https://t.co/JMiacHrpgd

[Shit Only Mom Says @ShitOnlyMomSays]

No matter how early I wake up, I am still always late. #shitonlymomsays https://t.co/GVHX5AiMmV

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Fuck you Iphone for taunting me about my inability to have a schedule or get a decent night's… https://t.co/xrCUa24XcG

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I already came to the conclusion that is is not worth spending more than $10 on… https://t.co/uZJ3pgNrMH

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I also practice these moves when he complains about being tired! What makes you go ham on your… https://t.co/g4cthvMnSy

[Shit Only Mom Says @ShitOnlyMomSays]

When you wasted your money and time baby proofing your house #didntanticipatethis #shitonlymomsays https://t.co/tnSx19UxH4

[Shit Only Mom Says @ShitOnlyMomSays]

I think every mom needs this shirt!!!
#shitonlymomsays
Thanks for sharing natasha_jain514 https://t.co/gkLluJdkbv

[Shit Only Mom Says @ShitOnlyMomSays]

The best/only way to watch cartoons #shitonlymomsays https://t.co/SRTEcm5JQJ

[Shit Only Mom Says @ShitOnlyMomSays]

The definition of insanity:doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different… https://t.co/KS4h7P4FsM

[Shit Only Mom Says @ShitOnlyMomSays]

My excuse for why none of my jeans fit. It's totally not because of the extra 5lbs I gains from… https://t.co/Wvg5BHaGOM

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He's so sneaky that he didn't even see himself do it #shitonlymomsays https://t.co/RJSn0gregQ

[Shit Only Mom Says @ShitOnlyMomSays]

At least they tried and that's all that really matters #shitonlymomsays https://t.co/wom0Cc7JmK

[Shit Only Mom Says @ShitOnlyMomSays]

Why even bother?
#shitonlymomsays https://t.co/v4j7lZxMwg

[Shit Only Mom Says @ShitOnlyMomSays]

We have all been there! #shitonlymomsays https://t.co/7dWK273TVM

[Shit Only Mom Says @ShitOnlyMomSays]

I feel ya girl... ice cream with rainbow sprinkles always makes me feel better too #shitonlymomsays https://t.co/3VGEGawNKk

[Shit Only Mom Says @ShitOnlyMomSays]

Parenting brings out the evil genius in me #shitonlymomsays https://t.co/QJa680JKYN

[Shit Only Mom Says @ShitOnlyMomSays]

Problem solving at its finest #shitonlymomsays https://t.co/Ja2eIGERhg

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[Shit Only Mom Says @ShitOnlyMomSays]

Why can't moms support each other the way drunk girls in bathrooms support one another?… https://t.co/5OJ2iQ2hYF