Phil

Fuck

[Phil @ShitPhilipSaid]

From now on @SkaitsSkate shall be known as the #AssaultSquirter

[Phil @ShitPhilipSaid]

They hate us because they ain’t us.

[Phil @ShitPhilipSaid]

My nipples are so hard.

[Phil @ShitPhilipSaid]

“Kait is the only secreter here” @SkaitsSkate #ShitPhilipSays

[Phil @ShitPhilipSaid]

“It’s just as creamy, you can’t even tell….”

[Phil @ShitPhilipSaid]

Don’t start a fight you can’t win…. “Don’t start a fight in a basement.”

[Phil @ShitPhilipSaid]

You know how many girls I’ve dumped in and not cared?! #ShitPhilSays

[Phil @ShitPhilipSaid]

I’m so high right now.

[Phil @ShitPhilipSaid]

Having a great time.

[Phil @ShitPhilipSaid]

Big dick swing, gotta let them know. #ShitPhilSays

[Phil @ShitPhilipSaid]

Kait, I just smoke weed. I’m not the smart guy here. #ShitPhilSays #Philisms

[Phil @ShitPhilipSaid]

I’ll lick all over my car...it’s all suede if you know what I mean. #ShitPhilSays #Philisms

[Phil @ShitPhilipSaid]

If she gives me 3 fingers I’ll make her my wife. #ShitPhilSays #Philisims

[Phil @ShitPhilipSaid]

..I’m just gonna put peanut butter on her butthole and let the raccoons eat her. #ShitPhilSays #Philisms

[Phil @ShitPhilipSaid]

I’m gonna lick little kids faces and get kicked out. I don’t give a fuck, I just wanna play Xbox. #Philisms #ShitPhilSays

[Phil @ShitPhilipSaid]

You just gotta put it in your mouth 3 or 4 times and then it coats your mouth and tastes good. #Philisms #ShitPhilSays