Shit Pio Says

Been in the lab since '98. Best pasta maker in the land. I love Madi and people say I'm the coolest Italian they've ever met.

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Caught word that vegas lowballed me on my odds for tomorrow at o6.5pts -110… little do they know i had a 4-course italian cuisine for dinner and have been putting up shots since 9am.. meanwhile my opponent @CNoleee is getting turnt in the club… some just want it more #shipbound

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"Pio you going to homecoming?"
Pio: "nah man i gotta go to a wedding and eat spaghetti"

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"Pio you gonna lift today?"
Pio: "nah man i got therapy"

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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"Dude my shoes smell like fricken dog manure"

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Scratch that... Only dropped 23 tonight but its okay... Arms are still juiced and my 3 ball is wetter than your girl.

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Just dropped 24 tonight. Yeah thats right 24 as in I'm the white Kobe Bryant...Ladies hit my line

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Had 2 Arby's sandwiches before the game and got a fresh new lineup. Look out highland #feelingreat

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@_RSmith_ @Mike_Pio24 thanks dog

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Got all my homework done for the weekend. Ready to go home and watch the Prison Break marathon with my girl #CantWait

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Gonna try to get a pair of XXsmall shorts for this season. Gotta show the legs off to the ladies (madi) so they know what's up

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Just bought Madi's homecoming ticket. Im gonna bring it over her house tonight and she's repaying me with a spaghetti dinner. #winning

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Dude the lime flavored flamin' hot cheetos are so much better than the regular flamin' hots

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Sorry I've been gone for so long... I've been in the lab grindin' #OneDayBetter

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Got some new headbands for tonight. Should i wear gray or white? Gonna be a great game..

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"Lol i pulled the emergency alarm on the bus #Badass"

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"Wish I coild see madi through these seats😞😍🍆💦"

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"This bus is so hot im about to die of a damn heat stroke"

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They call me Mr. Fundamentals

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@PearlMadi happy birthday babe😘😍💦