Shit PopPop Says

My grandfather, DQK, is notorious for bizarre phrases, statements, and backward comments. This twitter exploits that. Enjoy.

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What You Think is Butter (I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter)

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"Queen- O- Na"
That's quoina, pop pop.

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Don't left your meatloaf go dry

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So jean shorts are called jorts? What about dungarees? Are they dungledorts?

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Didn't Bryant Gumball go to Bates?

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Pop: I think they are saying "jumpstart my car?"
Me: No, it's "kickstart my heart" (Motley Crue)

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"I'd like half regular and half d-Con please"

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"So you used the crack pipe to make this?" - if you mean crockpot, then yes

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"That Athena is a great tennis player"- Uncle Allan
Wrong goddess- that's "Venus"

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"What are those little hamburgers called? Slime balls?" - no dad, they're "sliders"

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"At the hospital I was weak and had to have an RV." I think it was an IV dad.

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"I sat through 45 min of what I thought was Star Wars but it wasn't. No worries, I got my money back"

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"Maybe Daisy needs a seeing eye dog. Or a cane"

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"That's Poop Land"

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" I grew a beard just like Hemingway"
- Pop Pop. "Hemingway grew a beard right before he killed himself" - Uncle Allan

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Those in the know call it a "tat" not just tattoo

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"I have acid reflex." I think that's "reflux"

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No, actually there are NO gangs in Newfane, so relax" #poppopisjustkidding

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"Remember. There are gangs living up on Newfane Hill.. Ha, ha"

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Have you ever heard of the Wahlburgers? We just ate at their restaurant.