Shit Regie Says

This is the official twitter account for the stupid shit that our dear friend Reginald says. Tweet us @ShitRegieSays and use #SRS

[Shit Regie Says @ShitRegieSays]

Guys I got a "new" laptop!! It's awesome!!! #NotReally #ShittyOldDell #Core2Duo #CrackedWindows8 #SRS

[SPSU Problems @SPSUProblems]

Watch out geeks, it's the Greeks turn to play. #greekweek #spsuproblems

[Michael Diaz @michaelndiaz]

“@GAFollowers The UniversityofWestGeorgia & SouthernPolytech both made the list for the most on-campus drug&alcohol arrests." @SPSUProblems

[Shit Regie Says @ShitRegieSays]

Let me tell you more about how I know everything and you know nothing. #KnowItAll #SRS

[Shit Regie Says @ShitRegieSays]

This is clean right?! #clean #dorm #not #messy #gay #SRS

[Shit Regie Says @ShitRegieSays]

So this is what I do all day. #Computer #EvenWhenIHaveClass #SRS

[Shit Regie Says @ShitRegieSays]

I like to think I know everything but I don't. It's how I make myself feel better because no one likes me. #ButtHurt #STUPIDHOE #SRS

[Shit Regie Says @ShitRegieSays]

Draw me like one of your French girls #Titanic #French #Selfie #Sexy? #SRS

[Shit Regie Says @ShitRegieSays]

No one needs to go to class anyways. #Tuesday #ApparentlyMondayAlso #4.0MyAss #Failing #Homeless #SRS

[Shit Regie Says @ShitRegieSays]

Whenever my mom calls I send her straight to voicemail. That'll show her for behaving like a mother to me. #SRS 

[Shit Regie Says @ShitRegieSays]

My years of studying women will not go in vain. #SRS 

[Shit Regie Says @ShitRegieSays]

Dear God I'm 18 and I already have arthritis. Mining litecoins so I can raise money for a chiropractor.

[Shit Regie Says @ShitRegieSays]

Hoping that this smelly vinegar will stop my hair from smelling. #SRS 

[Shit Regie Says @ShitRegieSays]

Once again, it speaks for itself. #SRS

[Shit Regie Says @ShitRegieSays]

Once again, it speaks for itself. #Poem #Haiku #Facebook #No #Bed #Uhh #SRS

[Shit Regie Says @ShitRegieSays]

I think I somehow own this website. Not sure doe. #asshat #ass #hat #website #url #lol #www #SRS http://t.co/fQHCbAyEs9

[Shit Regie Says @ShitRegieSays]

We don't even need to say anything... It #literally speaks for it's self... #Facebook #Gay #Love #Confessions #SRS

[Shit Regie Says @ShitRegieSays]

If you fuck up you're fucked. #srs #wat #suchsmarts

[Shit Regie Says @ShitRegieSays]

Guys! Look how cool this is! http://t.co/x9PhK5okiQ #Bitcoin #ATM #SRS

[dRem @DremTGI]

Wouldn't it be nice to live in a world where there are NO 'hills' or mountains' & no rivers to cross? Just streams & waterfalls #deepstuff