Shit Sam Morley Says

A documentation of all the wonderful things that come from Sam's mouth.

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[TransWorld SNOWboard @TWSNOW]

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No Zach, I'm not getting gay again.

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Girls watch porn. Thats a fucking fact!

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I want to get my dick sucked by a grouper!

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Wait, I'm gonna be completely sober for 7 days!? That's fucking wild!

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It's a refreshing pumpkin. Kinda turns me on a bit. Definitely got my nipples hard.

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Wanna do some ecstacy and chill in the kitchen?

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I love going to traffic court. That's my favorite!

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We can get all lubed up and wild

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We should start a college at Steve's house. Small one. All girls.

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Zach... I love you... That's why I birthed you.

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They trying to sabotage my dick!

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🎶I'm gonna smoke all the crack in the world🎶

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I've watched Wolf of Wall Street at least 80 times!

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Bitch, im a ride you like a wilderbeast!

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Aren't great white sharks protected because they're mammals?