J&R Quotes

we say a lot of shit ok

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Yep

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I got my roots trimmed! -F

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I’m a friendlier person the less you know me. -F

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“I don’t have the emotional capacity to vote.” -J

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J: why is gravity so much?
J mom: I knooowwww ir should be like half

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“Same shit, different toilet”
RH

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If the ultimate reward is to go to heaven, wouldn’t you deserve to die earlier?

J dad

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Jalapajamanos
Pajapalams
Jalapajamas

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I mean she wasn’t gay but she’s a girl - C

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Whada wha all meat foot long hot yongs?
J dad

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Yeah he’s gonna kill himself one day, but like it’s gonna be like rad

JW

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J: That egg would’ve been twin chickens
R: Wow! And I’m gonna eat them

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“Booger is like a plasma”
IB

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_________ can be big and still work. -R

Fill in the blank

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Oh my gosh I forgot about my wieners!

J

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“It’s not my fault these people suck”
J dad

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“A million seconds add up together is infinity”
J

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Keep your friends closer, and your enemies closer

-IG

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“Did those wings spank?” -AF

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Awww. Thanks to all our OG fans for the past 2 years #MyTwitterAnniversary

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