ShitShittySays

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"Blue eyes at night, stoners delight" #shitshittysays

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"Until popcorn comes with alcohol in it I'm never gunna eat it" #shitshittysays

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"Being 25 were the best years of my life" (currently still 25)

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"It's vacation man, I'm just gunna casually drink beers, like at all times. I'll deal with this hangover next year"

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"Man I woke up this morning with a headache, I was like fuck I gotta piss..I think"

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"What you don't remember didn't happen"

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This one time in my old place I tried to piss out the window but the screen was still on and it all just fucking came back on me #sss

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"I look like fuckin pelswick"

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"Hhhey shitty here"

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"You'd bang a board full of nails at this point...ah Jesus I would too, let's tag a board tonight" #shitshittysays

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"He was like a deer in antlers" #shitshittysays #intheheadlights?

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Bro, I'm all about going to winners and getting bombed now man #shitshittysays

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Man we walked all the way to the store to get some food cause we were so cold #shitshittysays

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At a rookie party pretending he's gay "You rookies might have nice bodies but you sure cant drink!!" #shitshittysays

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Where did ya get that scratch on your truck justin? 'Oh had a coupe drinks ran into a house noemsayin' #shitshittysays

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This aint Taiwan mutha fucker can't be parkin on the sidewalk and shit #shitshittysays

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Man I was hopin to get to the dome last night, get real greasy #shitshittysays

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Man I pray for the 2 pump, pray for it #shitshittysays

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I love all that steroid shit, like Neil Armstrong and all them #shitshittysays

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How is that car of the year? Every god damn car I see is car of the year, that's not car of the year ya sons of bitches #shitshittysays