Joey Slanka

I'm a chizillin bro lookin fo a good time. Always surfin', boatin', makin skrilleez. Or not. Fuck you.

[Joey Slanka @ShitSlanksSays]

Verifying my Twitter account for my #GalxeID gid:bc3SXZcwK8TocaZLsvRUnH @Galxe

[Joey Slanka @ShitSlanksSays]

St. Patrick's Day is a holiday for Christian and Irish people to just get drunk and fuck each other.

[Joey Slanka @ShitSlanksSays]

I'm gonna be like Steven Segall this summer. Turquoise speedo and a gun.

[Joey Slanka @ShitSlanksSays]

Abe Lincoln freed niggers?

[Joey Slanka @ShitSlanksSays]

About kneed a little kid in the face at the boat show.

[Joey Slanka @ShitSlanksSays]

My civic would float at 100mph

[Joey Slanka @ShitSlanksSays]

I can't bring my fishing shirt to Belize. I fished too hard in it. Ate a sharks heart in it.

[Joey Slanka @ShitSlanksSays]

Thankful for tits, LTD, smuts, breezies, boats, beemers, ciggs, dank dank, flat screens, apple and umm tits, love tits

[Joey Slanka @ShitSlanksSays]

Anyone want to go out with lazer and I tonight?

[Joey Slanka @ShitSlanksSays]

Dan 'I' Rather be dead #fartsdust

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Fuck, I have a kid. He gets introduced around 2:48 http://t.co/ZzLtjJq3

[Joey Slanka @ShitSlanksSays]

If I want a plain hotdog do I tell the lady I want a raw dog?

[Joey Slanka @ShitSlanksSays]

We watching the debate or 8Mile? Basically the same thing bc the white boys owning

[Joey Slanka @ShitSlanksSays]

Only thing Obama and me have in common is that we own Nike Air Force 1's, his buddies stole my Jordan's

[Joey Slanka @ShitSlanksSays]

I am Jeff Spicoli

[Joey Slanka @ShitSlanksSays]

Calling my dick Endeavour from now on. Similar shape and I've taken it to some weird places

[Joey Slanka @ShitSlanksSays]

I'm naming my first kid Jerry, after Jerry Sandusky. It will be hilarious.

[Joey Slanka @ShitSlanksSays]

I hate people asking me for money for some stupid charity, but I love getting a balloon tied to my chair at work...donate to st Jude's #howl

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Another 30 for 30 on jams cheating the system and losing it all #keepemcoming

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Can't wait to watch this 30 for 30 on brothas going broke, comedy hour begins at 8pm est