Shit Somalis Say

Shit #Somalis Say. Shit People Say to Somalis. #SomaliProblems. You Know You're #Somali When... #TeamSomalia #TeamSomaliland

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Happy New Year...but more importantly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[Tdot Mali Problems @TdotMaliProblem]

That awkward moment when you shout your brother Mohamed's name in a masjiid and 60% of the people there turn around. #TdotMaliProblems

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#AccordingtoSomalis ...wedding invitations: optional, not required.

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@jakemillington That really isn't something you should be joking about. Oh and fyi, Somalia has one of the lowest HIV/AIDS rates in Africa.

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#AccordingtoSomalis, punctuality is irrelevant.

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Sorry for all the @ShitSomalisSay tweets. I am actually struggling to stand up while laughing, in public. I'll stop. Lmao!

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#AccordingtoSomalis they're neither African nor Arab.

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"Why you trippin'? Haven't you ever heard of being fashionably late?" #SomaliProblems http://t.co/mcZG7x1G

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Oh yes, how stupid of me to arrive on time. What was I thinking? #SomaliProblems http://t.co/yz17nzpc

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Success. http://t.co/AaYEhRvC

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B-b-but, hooyo, hooyo macaan, wallahi...this movie is rated G. http://t.co/MMjc8Rk3

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So last night we were all eating Subway for dinner when all of a sudden my dad stopped, went into the kitchen & grabbed a banana. No joke.

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@Lil_Bit_Nadiya Thank you! I'm actually a girl though.

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You know you're #Somali when... The guests are leaving. Everyone says bye to each other. They all end up continuing their convo by the door.

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...Including your 7th cousin Fadumo, your aunt's father's cousin's son's brother and god knows who else. It's like a game of "I SPY."

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#Somali women have this thing where they tend to have to point out everyone and I mean EVERYONE they recognize when watching wedding videos.

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What...Black AND Muslim?? #shocker http://t.co/iQFPd0Rl

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Uh-oh. http://t.co/PPMNzztL

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So you're all born on January 1st? Hmmm... http://t.co/F6JNRdx3