Shit My Static Says

"Suck my D I C K Alexander!" - Josh, 2021

Before you ask; yes, these are things people have actually said.

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"From innocent trap party to Perfect Legends" - Bread

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"I'm feeling another adds phase pull..."

>immediately dies to Twister.

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"Yes... Hehehe... at last!"

Erich Andre Show cleared Pandaemonium Abyssos (Savage)!

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"Alright everyone, go make piss."

"Oh I'm already makin' piss. It's *stewing*."

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*Eric Andre voice* WHAT IF WE MADE IT BETTERRRRRR

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"Hey Josh, how's P8SP2 prog going?"

This about sums it up.

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"I do not wanna see Living Liquid throwing it back-"

"I do. Holy SHIT."

"You wipe raids with that ass?"

[Benedict_G @Benedict__G]

Say the line, Zenos

The first video of the year let's gooo
#FFXIV #FF14

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"I don't get the 'xddtree' meme. I even looked at the KnowYourMeme page and I still don't get it."

[Theodulf Boatwright @TheodulfBoatboi]

PHASE 2 LETS GOOOOO!!!!!!!

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"Mochi, why did you run away with the stack?"

"I was helping out the healers."

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"We were, like, holding the lit firework together. And never let go."

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And another one https://t.co/toHcDjXdng

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You bet your fucking ass I've got clips for this account's two year anniversary. https://t.co/EXSiiWRH40

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This Twitter's two years old now :)

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"He's cleaving down the middle."
"He's cweaving."
"He's queefing?"