ShitStuSays

ShitStuSays coming at you from Blue Balls

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@pclawson27 Ya but go big blue

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@bill_lotz93 @gwlotz I’m openly anti trans fat too

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“I have the occasional nightmare where our house is on fire and I have to run out and leave my golf shirt collection behind to burn. Usually wake up sweating.” #ShirtStu

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“Dude I sleep in button downs all the time. Slept in one last night. Not the @BrooksBrothers cotton kind though. It’s gotta be that plastic, comfy kind. @gwlotz would beat me with a hose if I didn’t sleep in a collar.” #SleepyStu #NightgownStu

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@Wirt____ @KayleeHartung @KayleeHartung this is a hard one to pass up! #GoGennies #WindfallMusic

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@thereal_becca 🐐

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@gwlotz Amen

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“You chicks spent $600 on those @goldengoosedb?? Bro these sneaks are $50 and I can frat my f*ckin face off in these. Give me another beer.” #FratStu #SaturdayStu @creaturebeer

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“I mean honestly I don’t even want sports at this point. I just want movies. Can someone please get a @jamesbondlive or @FastandFurious going please?? I mean the hockey playoffs?? If we had played the @CanadiensMTL back in Feb, we would’ve ate their lunch.” #NoSportStu #COVID19

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@therealbecca Thanks

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“College is going to be different in 20 years. It’s just going to be a bunch of nerds standing 6’ away from each other talking politics. There isn’t going to be anyone bumping and grinding to OutKast at 3am anymore...” #StuThoughts

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“I’ve got like $2800 of @Delta flight credits right now. I might as well just go to the moon at some point.” #StuMoon #Stoon

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@therealbecca Beggars can’t be choosers

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“Ok here’s the thing...all the couples that I know that have made it 40+ years...the woman absolutely doesn’t play golf. Shes either at the pool getting tan or playing tennis with a skinny marg. The last thing I’d want to do is teach my wife how to putt.” #BachelorStu

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“Dude groundhogs suck. Have you ever seen Caddyshack?? They are literally taking over Pittsburgh.” #ItWasAGopher #BigHitterTheLlama

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“I dont even know how to pronounce her name bro. How do you ask a girl out if you can’t pronounce her name?” #SensitiveStu #quarantinedating

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“When comedians go on stage they have a prop......sometimes it helps to have a prop......I don’t have a prop.” #StandUpStu #GoHoos

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“Bro. You see that tree over there? There are 5 squirrels in it having a time. Straight up pulling flips and somersaults. I wanna go quarantine with them.” #FridayBeers #Day43OfLockDown

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@therealbecca I do 250 pushups and run 4+ miles a day. If that doesn’t make me uglier I don’t know what will