Elvis The Pelvis

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@atrupar I’m just waiting for a gold pole to be installed next to the podium. I picture the press having to show up with a fat stack of dollar bills if they want to ask a question.

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@Terrilltf Dude - this is a scammer account. C’mon man.

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@Georgia_07os

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@saschris With all these different genocides, it’s a wonder there are any humans left at all.

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@NightShiftMD Nah, they just spent the holiday with their families and are back to regular chirping.

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@StoneBrym How I picture LWNJ’s look typing this silliness.

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@fairyNazom Also described dudes as keys. What’s your point?

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@fairyNazom Because a key that can open many locks is more valued than a lock that can be opened by many keys.

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@WalkingInAustin You can say this all you want but it’s still bullshit.

Believe whatever you want but don’t get upset when it backfires.

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@oelma__ Testicles and self respect.

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@MarathonOG3215 @naskingwrld Yes. Yes I am.

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@itslunara0z It gets to a point where one should just piss themselves.

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@MarathonOG3215 @naskingwrld Please explain in your own words instead of screenshots. It demonstrates you have understanding of what you’re trying to teach and makes you a little more credible.

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@MarathonOG3215 @naskingwrld TLDR

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@susancolvin333

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@EmmaScott Y’all came over the bearing straight back in the day, right?

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@Qasim_thinks This is how your post sounded in my head 😂

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@llirik @GaryScotianNS Weird way of saying you’re not paying Elon for your blue check but you do you.

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@BernieSanders Old rich guy getting richer while complaining about other old rich guys getting richer.

That rich.

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@_yeenkah As a man, I fully support you staying away from men. For the sake of men.

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@ImmortanZit Maybe they just wanted to get stoned with you.